Tuesday, January 19, 2016

"I'm heating up the wax." -Actually a good thing.

My sister posted recently that she was cranking up her ol' hand wax dipper thingamajigger.  I think its a paraffin treatment if you want to really get technical, but whatever you want to call it, just make sure you call it AWESOME.
You see, after four hours of heating, the wax inside one of these heated tubs becomes all liquidy and warm.  It is kind of similar to the warm liquid goo phase in Austin Powers, minus the naked dude and elimination.  (elimination com... com... comp... complete.)
Next, you dip your entire hand in and pull it out, completely coated in paraffin.  Repeat that, waiting between dips, until you basically have a creepy wax glove.  I snapped a photo of my friend with her paraffin hands, incase you don't get the picture.
I got a little carried away with the 'stickers' option on my phone, thinking I could make her look like a mad scientist.  I failed.
After you strip it off, your hands are soft and smooth inside.  I don't know how much it really helps my hands, but it feels good and the whole activity shouts novelty.  The only drawback, is you tend to creep out the neighbors.  Beware idle hands, and I'm not talking about Devon Sawa here, may he rest in peace.

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Does anyone else old fashion blog?

Or as normal people call it, write in a diary?  I have written in one since 1996 or so, which should be when I was in 8th grade.  I had a pseudo diary before then, but it was really just a note book with the Pillsbury dough boy on the front in which I would record random quotes and funny things that happened while I was with my friends.  So, while that one doesn't really count, I would consider myself a long time diary writer.

The subject of diaries, which prompted this blog post, came up while I was at a lovely ladies night last Saturday.  I joined three of my friends at Audubon Bar in Brookline.  We settled in at a nice table and enjoyed talking to the waitress and the manager while deciding on our orders.  Our waitress arrived at some point soon after, hands full and wait staff in tow with our goodies.  (I highly recommend the butternut squach soup and gryere grilled cheese!)  After munching our meals and slurping down our drinks she checked back on us.   We couldn't help but admire her necklace.  As she explained, it turned out that it was a remolded version of her grandmother's engagement ring.  On the tail of her story about the ring, my friends and I wound up talking about relationships, love and all those amazing things that crop up while in good company.   Finally the topic of New Year's Resolutions came up.  

My friend shared that a new year's resolution she sought to accomplish was a 'joy journal'.  Apparently, this is a journal in which you write one joyful thing each day.  I shared that I have been recording my thoughts and feelings in my diaries (yes, plural) for many years.  My friends seemed rather stunned.  To be honest, I sometimes find myself surprised, too, at the time I've spent dedicated to writing in my journals.  They're nothing but my ramblings and bitching, but I think I am proud.  I am proud to have kept up with my outlet for all these years.  If I was writing a joy journal, like my friend, I think I'd have to add my diaries as today's entry of joy.

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Well yeah, duh.

Star Wars: TFA broke Avatar's ticket sales record.  Like that likelihood was ever even in question, pshaw!

Anyways, that's not really what I'm here to talk about, it just finally motivated me to comment on how awesome 2016 might turn out.  Consider:  Star wars redeemed itself from the horrors of the prequels, the bachelor is crazy fun, I've got a new chrome book so I can finally do 'the internets' and 'the emails' without having to use a crank generator to fire up my old dinosaur laptop, and I'm actually ahead a bit on grading papers.  (I'm typically wicked behind, but I "dun good" this quarter in meeting up with my classes. And no, I don't really have to use a hand crank to use my old laptop, but I did come close to using duct tape to keep the battery in it's slot because it would simply fall off the back side).

Oh, before I forget, I'm going on record here and now: chicken lady is going to marry Ben Higgins, if "Lace" doesn't kill her first.  Lace shares her name with an American Gladiator, but this crazy Bachelor chick could take down any of the jacked up 1980s gladiators with just a glance.  Cold as ice, baby, and cray cray to boot.

The last jewel in the "2016 might be awesome" crown is that I'm having Taco Thursday tomorrow.  Tacos rule.  I typically have Taco Tuesday, but it worked better for everyone this way, so I'm just going to pretend Taco Tuesday has a lisp.  Thaco Thursday.  It could become a thing.

Sunday, January 3, 2016

Year in review?

This year I bought a new car, moved into a bigger apartment with a back yard, got a sweet grill and joined a gym that inn actually attending regularly!  I find that to be the ground with fit a solid year. 
I also went to my fourth and BEST star war celebration where I finally dressed up. 

It was there that they announced the upcoming London celebration, for which I've already purchased tickets.  Now that only leaves airfare and hotels to figure out.  I think my sister has a hotel booked for us, so that only leaves air fare. 
I want to try and make this a bigger trip with a stop over in Ireland.  Additionally, I have a lot of family in London so I will try to be making some extra time with them.

I think this is a nice setup for 2016 so far.  Here's to another year!