School clocks don't obey physics.

We're all so familiar with the age old situation where a clock seems to move so slow that you feel it's moving backwards.  Is true, all of it, and it's true moreso for school clocks.  I don't know if the clock on my classroom wall could move any slower.   Virtually impossible.  Send an A team after me if I don't show up for thanksgiving on Thursday.  I'll be stuck in school still waiting for the Monday release bell.
Ugh.  I want to go home.